physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
Randomize
