We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
tonight lets celebrate not being married
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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