you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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