I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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