Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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