i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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