It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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