I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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