dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
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