I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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