using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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