dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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