Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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