God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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