It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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