I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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