dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
Randomize
