Joe is yelling at the trees again.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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