Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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