no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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