And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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