she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Floor bacon is actually really good
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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