i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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