Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
we should paint friendship bongs
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