I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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