The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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