apparently the secret to your success is patron
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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