Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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