dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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