i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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