belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize
