She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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