some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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