Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
My vagina is very pro this idea
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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