he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
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