Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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