so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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