Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
I accidentally broke up with him while I was drunk which is really too bad since I'd just gotten a birth control perscription so we could start having sex.
Do you think he'd take me back if I said "dude, we need to get back together or this IUD is going to have an existential crisis for not realizing its full potential"?
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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