This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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