I can text with my tongue
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Bring me that man meat
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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