ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
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