Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
so much tequila, so little girl.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
