don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Randomize
