I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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