I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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