it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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