Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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