Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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