You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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