Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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