He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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